Oh hey! Just like an intern.

Why is it suddenly worse when a computer deletes something important?

It’s all fiat nowadays. It magically appears because of debt and shit.

If it were money from the old times, it would only increase after it was mined from the planet.

As long as the venezuelans get thrown back where they belong, I don’t care about the other problems.

They will be fixed at some point by another leader.

Speakers of enlightened languages?

English is such a poor language that they only have the article The and nouns without genders.

Seethe and cope.

I will just say at any moment of the year that this is my year and be done with it

This is going to be my year

Tbh the venezuelan migration has been detrimental for certain south American countries.

The citizens need the problem solved.

Yeah, bring back Sten

I hope the Saudis fix dragon age.

Blessed be the AliExpress empire. May the orange dragon rule for all of eternity

And don’t forget that the two legged organic machine would have used way less energy to do so

Oh well, it’s just Britain. Nothing of value will be lost

Salute to victory xd

I dunno. I would love to make things go boom.

Fire is cool af. It’s our signature weapon.

Tools don’t kill. It’s the ones wielding the tools that do.

A black home bomb is harmless until someone uses it to wipe out an entire solar system.

Uhm, it’s secretary of war

Is he called Ataru Moroboshi by any chance? Xd

Venezuela delenda est

1 billion venezuelans per 1 Austrian archduke