Is this not the Image Comics adaptation of the same name? Doesn’t seem related.

We Will, We Will Move You were my go to moving service back in the day. Real shame he hung up his back support straps for some kind of music career.

If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

My hat that says ‘SLUDGE’ in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.

“The ball is in your court, my little Deathclaw.”

Battery eating contest at my place!

I can’t wait for his fight with Fridgeta.

Yeah, I guess. If you’re going to half ass it.

I.S.S. is based on that, there was a Cloverfield spin off that was pretty similar, too. I’m sure there are a bunch more, and I’d be interested to see them, too.

He’s asking how young the girls in space are, and they’re thinking about all of the Sci-Fi movies where the Earth blows up and astronauts have to watch it go.

Everyone knows that the rule is you take your age subtract 1, then add .5 and that’s who you can date. Anything more than that .5 is grounds for termination. You know what you need to do.

Every time I see the ‘JFK’s head just did that’ screenshot, I get to remember this classic. So underrated.

“If I had a dash cam, I could demonstrate the dozens of obviously distracted teens I’ve run down while recklessly driving through school zones. If these kids looked up every once in a while, they’d make it home for spring break.”

Simple. The Internet wasn’t invented, it was discovered. ‘Viruses’ have been aware of its existence from the beginning of time even though we so-called ‘humans’ weren’t. Source: You can trust me, dawg.

It’s actually kind of the opposite! Americans are so used to being held at gunpoint these days they don’t even bat an eye. It happens at the post office, in traffic, day care pickup. Waiters will bring the food to your table guns akimbo at Denny’s! I don’t even reach for the Tetris app anymore, it’s so pedestrian. Hope that clears it up, friend!

She liked other bacon, but Wendy’s was the only one she’d get aggressive over.

My cat did that with Wendys bacon specifically. She would try and pull it out of our mouths. She loved it so much that we’d stop after vet visits to get her a side of bacon.

They were pretty happy to volunteer the info. He still gave me the duplicate!

They absolutely are. Everything I got from my family this past Christmas was slop from the TikTok shop. They just clicked the first ad they saw and bought whatever. I even got two of the same item because my brother didn’t realize he clicked two ads for the same thing. I’ve been calling it Dropshipmas.

Right? It seems like they usually show up when there are naked children around.