Idk I could see the floor with the cabinets being black maybe with an updated design. If the rest of the house was nice, I’d do it.

Jingle bells in my ass

I concur. I used to be able to leave a huge gap and nobody would care. I drove a manual and didn’t want the hassle of stopping. But, I tried this recently, and I ended up making the fast lane the slow lane and I had the guy behind me honking and yelling out his window to stop letting everyone in.

Piss off the wrong guy in Texas and see where that gets you. I was lucky all he did was honk and yell.

Wait, Burger King was unionized 27 years ago? Health insurance? What! How come I never heard of this? How come nobody asked me to join. WTF, I feel jipped.

Whole new meaning to Ghost Kitchen

I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she’s just a chair.

Oh man, I thought someone gotta load of Starbucks lovers.

And there is the real reason they made it OK to make homelessness illegal.

After they realized deporting illegal immigrants left fields to rot (see Florida, Georgia, and Alabama) they had to come up with a plan to make up the loss of labor, somehow.

I’m sure they figure 2 birds, 1 stone. Clean up the streets and make sure they have enough slaves to tend the fields. If you can’t pull yourself up by your bootstraps, we’ll tie those straps to your feet and drag you with em.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

Edit: I think the bath salts as a cause has been disproven but the story remains.

I do this. I just can’t deal with the loud music, trying to hear someone directing me over the loud music, and trying to make sure im not driving into the basket collection lane at the direction of the sideseat driver.

There’s only one thing I can turn off in this instance, and it ain’t the loud mouth on my right. Multitasking is a bitch.

Kinda like how they threw that lady in jail in India based on brain scans. It wasn’t remotely done, but that didn’t matter.

Also, Davos 2016 had a discussion on all the “social justice” applications they could use brain scan technology on. Nevermind stuff like roughly reconstructing the movie you just watched. And, by now, they’ve had plenty of time to come up with more fun ways to apply this technology.

Relieved, in this aspect, when I moved backed to land of the giant centipedes. Then, I got a bunch of barn boards to make dyi stuff. One came in on there, ran off, and started living around the back of my house. It was the only one around, so it never reproduced (I hope), but damn thing lived back there for years. Just happy it never decided to come inside.

Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

I was in college before I saw one. I grew up with giant 8" long centipedes, but this guy freaked me out more than I can say. Couldn’t even tell it was a centipede. Might as well have been an alien.

Gag.

Freaky motherfookers

Awww. I’ve made their day…twice!

At this point it’s a family joke. I forced my parents to stop there when i was young, i dragged my S.O. to go there on a road trip, and I will take my child see it when the time comes.

It’s a huge nothing burger crater, but how often does one see a giant hole on the earth made by space!

The original Frito Burrito!

I suppose, yes. The library is turning drug infested and into a sex den. The comma is replacing all the words “and into a.” Which is essentially what you wrote. I guess i was trying to point out they were two separate situations and that drug infested is not describing the sex den. I was also trying to establish that commas can replace words and phrases. Although the example I gave above only replaced one word, it would make sense they would replace other words, as well, to shorten the headline.

I guess there are actual headline specific grammatical rules that are followed. While not a comprehensive list, some of these rules include leaving out auxiliary and some joining verbs, articles, conjunctions, etc, and replacing some words with various punctuation. Apparently, the list goes on.

I think they’re presenting it as two separate problems. Drug infested is not describing the sex den. It is drug infested. It is a sex den.

Edit: Here’s a good explanation: "A comma performs another kind of abbreviation in a headline, connecting two ideas without a linking word or phrase (often and)

So, a pointless anecdote:

So a friend attended a funeral in the southern US. They’ve only ever been to funerals in Hawaii, where everyone typically gives money to help with the costs and whatnot. They ask another attendee if they’re supposed to give money here. The other attendee looks horrified. “GOD, NO! What’s wrong with you? That is so insulting!”