The only true thing he accidentally said.

I wanted it so bad. Then my friend had one and it was shit. And i still wanted it.

The us has 38 trillion debt, us citizens gamble away over 100 billion a year, a movie costs over 100 million dollars to make. I feel like numbers are just so high that they are meaningless

“art” in general is just as dumb as AI. People don’t want to hear this, but a painting isn’t worth 120 million dollars. I was once at an art show that had some amazing looking pieces. But at the same time there was a guy on stage who had. A bowl of spaghetti on a chair and he flipped the chair over and yelled: “hazzaa” and people clapped and talked about how provocative and great it was. One of my favourite museums has this huge painting that is just blue. Even when i was a child, i asked the museum guy what the point was, because everyone could do that. He was pretty defensive and explained that first of all, you can’t just buy a canvas that big. Okay… Got it. Then he kept going: see, the artist didn’t just paint it blue, he painted it many shades of blue until it was perfect. Okay… Got that too, but it wasn’t even “perfect” it was kinda shitty. Of course that was the point, it had to look exactly like that. Ah got it, that makes it worth millions of dollars i guess.

I really want to love VR, but it’s just not for me. And i don’t think i’m alone with that. To me, VR is something you try in a mall for 20min and think it’s cool and not something you want to play around with home.

People always tell me that they smoke and eat unhealthy because they don’t want to live forever, and they somehow think it makes them sound hard af. My mom died of lung cancer and my dad is overweight as hell. Neither of these things seems fun.

It’s called American

Well yes, but he meant that he really likes underaged girls.

Is it performative art now. art is so confusing

I think people with degrees are less likely to own a house by the age of 30, because they studied longer and have to pay off debt first. The only reason i own a house is because i found one for super cheap and renovated it myself.

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn’t speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

My family is full of semi hoarders, i’m quite the opposite, and i often really don’t get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

But “dumb” animals are fine? We even torture them because we think they taste cool.

Because everyone who was in prison will kill your family for a few hundred dollars. Yes.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.

That’s not really how it works legally. But rightfully, yes.