I just played the music I’ve always wanted to listen to. If there was bad words, I’d either turn down the volume at that point or skip that song.

My son’s favorite song when he was 5 was Walk by Pantera

Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Ted Cruz is the seventh dildo

Enemy pie?

It was irresponsible of them to sell it so cheaply

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

I tried a Delta 8 gummy once, very pleasant mild high. I also tried a Delta 9 gummy and that stuff is crazy and not enjoyable.

I wonder what kind of growth regular football is at? Funny that it’s the most popular sport in the US by far but I know very few kids that play it. Flag football coming in at 25 is also surprising based on how much that’s being pushed in the last 5 years.

Oh Terry… What have you become?

According to South Park the movie, Windows 98

Chernobyl was made into a TV show while this book appears to be just a book.

Good or bad, no one is going to beat Trump except Biden. I’ll take the last 4 years we’ve had, where he’s had times that he seems out if it, but the country is doing a lot better and doesn’t seem like we are at each other’s throats. If he dies the day before election, I’ll vote for his corpse.

More than half of us have had enough. I’m not sure what’s wrong about the others…

I declare an official act of presidency!

South Park explained this quite well in “Volcano”

Live every week, like it’s shark week.

You’re slightly off. A senile old man vs a senile old man that’s also a convicted criminal.

I’d estimate it’s between 3-10 bananas, depending on the size of the bananas.

If I’m not mistaken, Biden could add seats if he wanted to, so could any president. I think no one wants to do it because then the other party would add more as well.