That… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!

Speedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.

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Having just read the thread about commercial paper shredding, your comment took my mind to a weird place.

New wallet who dis?

It’s just a really long, strong needle!

Most don’t realize they have it, or that they have a choice. It truly sucks is how few non savvy users realize that Microslop has removed their files and placed them on OneDrive instead (read “stolen.”) Between that and unannounced silent Bitlocker encryption, Windows has become more dangerous and destructive than any ransomware out there.

Hahaha! Thank you for that!

An elephant never forgets, or maybe they just take really good notes!

That’s the shittiest post I’ve seen all day!

Complaints cease

I suppose you were understandably distracted by the emerging new turd to collect?

The human kids go out behind the barn, it stands to (Far Side) reason that the barn animals go out behind the house.