Keep asking him for money, with the same possible answers.

How about a controller with only “X” buttons, but each in a different font?

I have Bob, the mini dishwasher, perfectly sized for that use case. Now, the fact that it is designed to use proprietary washing cartridges on the other hand… (At around 5 to 10 price of regular washing powder too. Thankfully mine is old enough to not notice you opened the door if you’re fast enough)

With Unicode, you can.

I wonder how safe they are from SQL injection…

Remember to get some extra items for them: They need it.

Is it drawn on Post-Its or are you the unfortunate owner of the world’s most painful bathroom?

Is “Optimus” a brand of wood-chippers?

And how I kill them?

“The enrichment center is required to remind you: You will be baked, and then there will be cake”

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t theft.

Banning teenagers was considered less practical.

Good thing I mostly use F-Droid (because finding anything useful on Google Play is a pain)

“Look at you: Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.”

Unless it has changed recently, I think most distros default to running on the Nvidia GPU all the time: Switching back and forth doesn’t always work. (Or at least, that’s how my laptop run with Manjaro)

Skynet vs Nestlé. Round 1. Fight!

Speed of stupidity.

Vacuuming your place while you go get groceries is pretty nice, according to my late mother. And her favorite feature was: the thing easily fit under the bed, so she didn’t have to remind herself she was not as spry as she used to be.

I have a win10 machine, mostly for gaming. Then Proton happened, so that machine hasn’t been turned on for nearly eight years now.

USB-C enzyme?! Damn, that’s one universal bus!