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I can also think of a reason we’re not very funny people.

Killed twice

Is that enough?

This is comically stupid

FWIW, there is no indication that there is some etymological connection between futuo and fuck, because you could (mis)read the text like I did at first – although the translation is somewhat correct.

This is just a guess, but could it be that brown is more useful since mammals (at least the first ones) dwell on and in the ground, where brown would be more beneficial for survival?

Well. It fucking feels real.