They’re not even the same genus…

Roll tide

What about with rice?

Just set your console clock forward 2 weeks, easy peasy

Large if factual

Jolly rancher

When does smokey enter the public domain? I wanna see some b movie horror

Does having all of my music and video on a server next to my bookshelf count? The hdd is physical too…

Isn’t thqt the stonecutters?

I always tell every apprentice i work with that they need to make sure they weren’t the last guy to touch ut when they start bitching about the dumbass that came before them

By filling them with lightning

Just needs some nutmeg

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

She’s 35 in October, she is eligible

I don’t remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I’d be a happy camper.

I’d watch that show

Three languages in a trench coat

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don’t go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

Felonies in New York, does that mean Rikers? Asking for a friend