Hazel

And yet you say it’s a good thing?

It’s literally a circus performance.

Have you perhaps never seen a pig?

Maybe they just thought pigs are too cute to eat.

Men trying to find the clitoris: 😩

Had a friend say this exact thing recently, completely baffled me. I didn’t like the movie we watched and was pointing things out, he was agreeing with most of it until he said something like: “yeah but overall I enjoyed the movie so I shouldn’t complain about it.”

This might be the worst meme I’ve ever seen.

You don’t have a ~/programmer/script kiddie/etc directory? I thought everyone did.

TALK??!

It doesn’t really look like handwriting, it’s like you’re copying/designing a digital font 🤔

Meaning it’s really nicely done!

Literally me with my ex eating in bed.

The true binary clock: afternoon or not-afternoon.

Omg, the snakes are so cute~

This better not awaken anything in me…

I don’t want to cure cancer, I want children addicted to my slop content so that they give me what little money they have left! (And I’ll accelerate the climate crisis doing it!)

20, apparently.

Ah, good old ‘punching down’ hierarchical oppression. That always worked out well historically 😌

Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

It makes perfect sense to people who don’t need to find a book because they don’t actually read.

‘Bury me deep but gently’ is underappreciated.