

Feminominomenal
Feminominomenal
The top one is a mathematician who wanted to hire geometric manifolds, but got engine manifolds.
The bottom is a mechanic who needs engine manifolds, but got euclidean surfaces.
Best combo in Pandemic
Made into pizza
Fried pearl onions?
I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.
Having trained as a paramedic, I could find a vein on a patient by general anatomy and feel. Not sure if I could do that on myself or not.
A bit damp, but no complaints. Considering a new career distributing swords.
It will be used to track who owns a gun!
Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.
Maybe it’s more social. A little fisting among friends, if you will.
There are still a few shortwave broadcasters. You could build your own shortwave receiver from a kit: https://swling.com/db/radio-kits/
There’s a list of stations here: https://www.savenetradio.org/shortwave-radio-station-frequencies/
You can also get into a amateur radio fairly easily. In the US, lots of radio clubs put on license classes, especially for the entry level technician class license. Most other countries have an amateur radio scheme.
Passport is based on birth certificate, and is a realid
You can fit two moles in a liter, but a gopher is too big
Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.
The next season of Sherlock on Masterpiece Mystery will be coming any day year decade now
I anthropomorphize my reproductive organs too, why should shrooms get a pass?
I can pull a Proton out and put it back in, as long as you’re not observing me
I’ve never enjoyed grilled pineapple myself, which is probably why I don’t like it on pizza either.