Ininewcrow

Wild to think that it would be safer to go to Mexico than the US.

If you’re not white you’re more likely to be arrested, detained, sent back or disappeared if you go to the US.

Classy as hell, I’m sure every trailer park in America is cheering

Everything he says directly reflects on the US now and into the future.

Way to go America

Another added touch would be to park a big ugly motor home in the driveway

Reminds me of a math rhythm my older brother taught me when we were teens

You subtract the clothes
You add the bed
You divide the legs
And then you multiply

A good alternative would be …

penis.mightier

“Like a blind man at an orgy … I was going to have to feel my way through” - Frank Drebin

… he whispered to himself, standing on the New England coast, his long hair blowing in the wind, shirtless in his strong muscular frame as he watched the ocean recede and drive her watery passions out to the European shore.

The massive outflow of fluidic carnal energy temporarily disturbed the ocean swells and sent a tsunami of sweet scented passion that hit the Portuguese coast later that morning.

The sad part is that I’ve seen old friends do this to each other for decades … then got terribly sad at the funeral of the first friend that died.

Now I’m realizing I’m doing the same thing

:(

Later that year, Sally did another school report on dinosaurs … on the thesaurus

Reminds me of how proud I am to remember one of my uncles.

Some of my dad’s family went to St Anne’s Residential School in Fort Albany in northern Ontario in the 1950s … it’s famous as a very brutal institution that did terrible things. Dad had one older brother who was famous for being thrown out of the school and told to not return. He was very rebellious and constantly fought with everyone the entire time he was there. He was regularly beaten and punished when he was smaller and younger but he never stopped fighting back. He was a naturally strong and built young boy. When he turned 12, he was built like a full grown man and was known to punch out and beat any of the priests and brothers. They couldn’t handle him at one point, sent him home and just told him not to return.

My cousins in that family are some of the toughest, strongest most brutal people I know. I’m glad I’m related to them because anyone who ever crossed them on the street didn’t do so good.

They applied that same logic to Indian Residential Schools in Canada … but they weren’t trying to grow men … they just wanted to get rid of the Indian inside the Indian.

My work here is done :)

Most of those Fortune 500 companies were probably also complicit or active participants in the genocide anyway

It’s not hard … you just turn the monitor upside down and you can translate everything.

Bored apathetic McDonald’s worker: … please sir, get off the table … (then walks away to check the deep fryer)

I remember reading once that world wide, all the ants on the planet weigh collectively more than all the elephants put together on the planet.

I’ve got a mechanical device that will shake the ants out … I’ll just crank it up to 10,000 rpm so I can get my ants fast and be on my way … let me just adjust the carburetor so I pull start the engine to get started … HOLD STILL!!!

I love VPNs for this … I get to see advertising from around the world … Japanese noodles, Nordic furniture, some weird German food, Turkish real estate, Australian drinks … and all of it delivered in languages I don’t understand.