JonEFive

Every hole is a chance for glory!

That should be the phrase on one of those “Keep calm and carry on” posters

Wait… I think this one might be true.

“You know who had a weird flex? Jesus, when he was nice to all those poor people and everyone hated him for it…”

The flex get’s weirder. Do you have bo skills? Do you also like nunchucks?

I don’t trust all these scientists! They want to trick me and do something bad for some reason. I don’t understand what’s really happening because I can’t fathom anyone I don’t agree with being smarter than me.

Water? You mean like from the toilet?

Your not very good at speling.

Back in my day, you had to listen to your computer summon the demon called internet with wild screeches and hisses for 45 seconds before you could even check your email.

I propose that we need an app that does that every time you try to launch a social media app.

House has joined and thinks these people are all idiots.

The Good Doctor has joined but quickly left because there were an odd number of votes on this post.

Every medical drama does these days. It’s wild that this is even being considered. Next The Office will go after every TV show that takes place in an office.

That’s what I’m thinking. She wants to keep being a politician, it doesn’t matter for which side to her.

Great write-up. However, since this is intended to be more educational, referring to the GOP without explaining then turning it into a pejorative isn’t useful. That said, you could of course keep it in as commentary.

For anyone reading who doesn’t know (perhaps international): GOP stands for Grand ol’ Party and it’s another slightly antiquated term for Republicans. The “Good ole pedophiles” is obviously an insult, but one based on actual actions and evidence backed claims. They have blocked and refused to investigate or prosecute anyone in the Epstein files, even with coroborating accusers and witnesses.

Non binary god… uhh, doesn’t the bible basically say that God the spirit is genderless?

South Dakota, what are you doing? Explain yourself

Mr. Frundles 😠

This was really sad. I heard a little bit of the voice recorder. The situation went from moderately bad to mayday to catastrophy in less than 60 seconds.

Here’s my understanding of what they believe happened: They appear to have flown directly into a thunderstorm which caused ice to build up very rapidly. That ice buildup caused a loss of control which caused the plane to bank hard to one side, most likely stall, then spiral straight down.

The sheer terror everyone must have felt in their final moments is what haunts me.

Airplane seatbelts aren’t for crashes, they’re for turbulance. When the plane suddenly drops 20 ft, you want to be attached to it otherwise you’re gonna slam into the ceiling and land on someone else.

As a realistic choice for an educational partner? Yes, absolutely. I’m not saying you should use Bing or that it’s all that great, I’m saying that Microsoft should absolutely trying to eat Google’s lunch on this.

Help computah 😞