I would play the hell out of that! If only there were some way to insert Mary Elizabeth Winstead in there - GotY!

Atomic Blonde

And even without reprimanded - I can damn well guarantee that person will EVER make that same mistake.

Not everything requires a paper-trail.

I doubt he cut you off - if you’ve ever driven an old Jeep, just hitting a pothole (and there are LOTS of 'em!), it’s an automatic lane-change!

I look at it as a game at this point - bonus points when you can look away from the road for 0.3 seconds while white-knuckled hands on the steering-wheel…and see the fear in the other driver’s eyes.

I love my Jeep…you actually have to DRIVE IT WHILE FULLY FOCUSED versus playing with your phone!

I’m going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.

I like you…your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don’t ever change!

But…but…if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you’re sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)

Apparently I got old enough to require reading glasses now (FML) - so reading before bed isn’t as easy an option.

So I found audiobooks via my local library (in the U.S.) that I can just download - w00t!

I still PREFER the old “dead-tree” format, but audiobooks have become a replacement.

And don’t forget - you can increase the speed of the narrator if you feel like their speaking-cadence is too slow.