Omfg I am busting up at every line.

We’re they/theming strangers’ dogs! Land acknowledgments on teams calls!

They had people fully panicked that the “Billionaire Tax” would get rewritten by the state legislature to apply to everyone, despite (me pointing out to relatives) the part of the law that says they can’t do that.

Chernobyl shut down its last active reactor a decade ago.

I had almost that exact vette when I was in high school. It was slow, but looked cool and was oddly decent on insurance.

I would sit down at an empty table and it would turn out to be the Bees’