Oh good, you bought pre-peeled garlic that came in a plastic container rather than peeling the natural container it comes in…

He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

He just wants to be pure

I’m pretty sure you could get a full brand new desktop that is more powerful for much less than $1600…

Yeah I’m not sure why they bothered arguing with either an obvious troll or an idiot.

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

Nah, not handling gluten is your body’s way of saying you shouldn’t exist.

Sounds like a Minnesota problem that my California ass wouldn’t understand…

The first season doesn’t even come close to the worst things the gang did.

It’s better to start with berries and hunting first. Farming takes too long to start with.

Damn, I’m glad my cats are better behaved…

But on the other hand $20 is $20…

Cheddar isn’t the only kind of cheese…

Assistant TO the branch manager

Mine is starting to double click, but I’ll probably get the same one again like a bitch

It is ridiculously difficult to find stuff that isn’t trash. I have the money to spend on better quality stuff, but for some things it is just hard to find stuff that is made to last.

Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen yet today

It’s already dead. Just let it go

It is now LGBTQU. Personally I’m unionsexual

Depends on the cheese