I’ve certainly never had to wait long enough to be worth turning the water on before I get in (or even before undressing). Some English terms for what’s the standard here are apparently “flow heater”, “instant water heater”, “tankless water heater” and similar.

I learnt that USians have to do this from movies (because you guys have weird plumbing, I think?). Does this person not watch movies?

I’ll amend that to “later (or earlier)”.

Well yeah. This but unironically. Why does anyone do anything “healthy” if not in exchange for doing something fun later (or earlier)?

there isn’t a stock market set of emojis

Good. They haven’t infiltrated quite everything yet.

Edit: goddammit

Well yeah, that’s obviously what “designed and built in the US” means, no? /s

Also why can’t you see the trailer in the top view when it protrudes on the sides?

Perspective. The artist obviously kept in mind that the cubes are closer to the viewer so from that point of view they’d overlap the narrow edge of the trailer. A true master.

Brudi (g/n), warum gelöscht? :(

How about the entirety of the EU? That’s the joke.

Does it hurt you or anyone? No? Carry on.

Don’t let the community name fool you.

Srsly.

This reads so much like an Onion. Just needs some leopards.

And then the guy’s first name is Orly. What am I, a chronically online millennial, supposed to do with that?

Compromise:

“*nuschel* gibs’ma’Nutella?”

And 9/11 caused Twilight.

It really doesn’t matter, very boring set of occurrences, I’d hate to bore you. Have some Weißwurst. Or maybe a Fischbrötchen? Do try some of the beer.

At least II. Now shut up, people are going to hear.

Pssshhshshhht. Yes.

Yes, hi, you may not know of us, understandably - we like to keep to ourselves and not meddle in the affairs of others, ever since… The Incidents.

Whatever this is, it’s clearly a high-stress situation. They were in the middle of preparing when shit went down, cut them some slack.