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Cake day: November 4th, 2025

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  • It’s an old joke. It was mocking parents of millennials who called every game system “a Gameboy” or “a Nintendo” and called protagonists of the game by the title, like Halo for Master Chief or Zelda for Link.

    The joke is mostly played up. Most of the time adults just didn’t care or leaned into the cringe for fun, but that is my experience around it. Gaming has become so prolific since then that the joke has been beaten into the ground and resurrected elsewhere (see streamers calling their characters John Ring for Elden Ring or John Halo, as examples).

    It’s just a silly joke about people not knowing about games. You can see other, similar, humor in people calling Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’ for example, but that obviously has different origins, it’s just kind of a similar idea.












  • I’m gonna catch hate for this, but I don’t care. I have a thing that physically looks awful, but also seems conceptually awful.

    Sometimes, if I have the money and I wanna get a little treat, I’ll buy a block of cheese, Nutella, and bread, and make a Nutella and cheese sandwich. I do not know why or how I got to the point where I ate it, but I did and I love it.

    Usually, I’d get like a pecorino romano cheese, cut a couple slices of dark (full grain) bread, and just paste it in place with Nutella, and that would be a little desert for me. If I have a lot of cheese on there, I might add raspberry jam (not too much or it gets waaaaay too sweet).






  • For sure, but in all those access tiers, they would presumably need to verify MY age as well to be sure of which tier I fit into, right? The only reason I can see that I wouldn’t need to use this app is if I’m on a site that isn’t age gated, I think.

    Edit: sorry, I didn’t even respond to your second point. I think you’re exactly right about the issue being with them being harmful to begin with. Fixing those issues should absolutely be the first priority.

    And I wanna be clear, the idea of a zero proof system is the best I’ve heard of so far in all of these concepts. At least with that there aren’t some insane security issues being overlooked. I’m just wary of the surveillance state future everyone seems to be pushing for.