I’ve been trying to defend this idea in my friend group for years! Let’s call it the normalympics, and treat it like half a reality show half a sport competition. I want to see an middle age accountant learn pole vaulting each weekend during one year.

Level clear, you win! Vibes (that’s a Tom Cardy video/song)

To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to dream, ay, there’s the rub;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause.

Shakespeare was already talking about ads