Beans, legumes, peanut butter, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, oat milk, edamame, vegan protein powder, tree nuts, soy, peanuts, oats, peas, nutritional yeast, satan.

Right? People super quick forgot about 1999s Battle of Seattle

And every paid off city official should get the same sentence and an ankle monitor

Fox News was recently saying “colleges make liberals” despite the fact that all the people saying it had college degrees.

Wait, Jesse Waters has a college degree?

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Looks like Flock is back on the menu!

Able and/or desperate enough

Um, because people don’t get awards for things they didn’t do

Soon you’ll not be able to use your computer without “logging in” (Giving ID)

Hook is a great movie, just wish it had more Kung Fu

The water? How close is Detroit to Flint?

I would watch this Matrix film

Just wait, the next step is making you watch an ad before you can click on the tip screen while a video game face frowns or smiles depending on how far you slide the tip bar

Or an advertisement for a certain popular YouTube shoe company

More and more apps and websites are not working for me (especially in school) unless I turn off my VPN and use a Chrome based browser it’s super frustrating

104 Democrats voted Yay and 23 abstained from voting

Right? Id be fine with Bible studies in schools if dan mcclellan taught it

I mean, but if you just party all the time sooner than later you’ll be the old single man that people look at weird, cause you’re party mates all decided to contribute to society (hopefully in a good way not a WallStreet parasite way) All things in moderation I guess

Every picture you’ve ever taken (we want your family and friends, we want where you frequent, we want where your pressure points are, we want pictures your friends took of you as well, especially in compromising positions we can threaten you with exposing, every nude you have taken of your significant other especially if you have a sexuality we don’t like and others of our party don’t approve of),

Every political position you’ve ever had(want to make sure you are on the right side, but this information goes to all of us, so chances are you won’t be, or won’t be for long, even if you are cool with me, my friend wants my position so anything he can find out about you will help that process )

Every text you ever sent(we want to make sure we know people who have done anything wrong, since we have their information as well, we also want to persistently advertise to them, like phone ringing at all hours of the day all day, you won’t be able to answer a job interview or a friend not in your contacts without hearing us.)

Every book you have ever read (I want to make sure you aren’t even thinking of things I don’t want you to, don’t dare check out that book that talks about things I don’t like, I know where you live and I know everyone else who thinks this way and where they live and who they love and I can put the pressure on)

Every paycheck you ever receive and every job you ever have(I want to make sure I don’t ever over pay you and that you have never left a job that I thought you should have stayed at longer for the amount of pay I thought you were worth.)

Every location you will ever be and have been(so if I don’t like you, I can have my friends harass you, maybe have my police ticket you, follow you around till you break one of my many many traffic rules, maybe just let someone I know doesn’t like you know where you live, an ex partner?)

Every medical record (So we know if you have pre-existing conditions, so we can charge you as much as possible for the medications because we know you need them, so we can charge you extra money or taxes or write you off entirely after you have been paying into our medical system for years.)

We would really like to bring back the company store at the least, the absolute serfdom of less desirables at most, especially if something goes wrong and we could be at risk of losing our power

One: Maybe you’re depressed

Two: Maybe you’re tricked by capitalism and religion into believing everything is special and needs a grand purpose

Three: We desperately need things on earth right now, dog shelters are overrun, solar panels need to be built and sold, bus lanes needs to be put in roads

Four: Just because it all ultimately means nothing, empires rise and fall, some remembered some forgotten, doesn’t mean nothing matters to someone else, I still remember 4th grade friendships and the things they taught me. Even if I never see them again. They still matter.