Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

Did you loot for Steel, Circuitry, Gears, and Oil?

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were

The cat is saying, ‘You belong to me now. You’re welcome.’

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

Soap? Yeah me too

Fake News!

He is not going to GIVE it away, he is going to SELL it! Duh!!!

Chess is a strange game. For me, the only winning move, is not to play at all.

America! We’re number ONCE!!!

‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’

In a trench coat!

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila