Damn, I should’ve read the comments before posting mine

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

English, Russian, Serbo-Chroatian, a bit of Ukrainian. Very little of Deutsch.

Serenada, Siri for short

The Goes Wrong Show.

I joined two years ago after the Reddit API thing, full of hope and with bright eyes. I even got a couple of doggos in my PMs, which was nice. It got even better after I finally blocked enough weird porn communities so I stopped bumping into them all the time.

Now I only open Lemmy when I’m having trouble sleeping at night. I browse All/Active, and 90% of what I see are bot news reposts about Trump doing something stupid or scary, or some “are .ml tankies” shitstorms.

Also, I got banned on the Linux community at .ml and I have no idea why or even when it happened, which I actually find kind of funny.

Fun fact: this means “peanuts” in Serbian

Mercury Venus FUCK Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Steve

Each time I see new Trump video he looks more like Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Hamlet being called Macbeth be like

You know who also said that? Putin.

I bet it’s “Skate or die”

Fourth year with Samsung Z3 (the flip one) It is totally awesome, the only downside is that protective foil starts to come off every year or so right in the middle. Will upgrade to Z7 next year 100%

the password cannot contains the same sequences of characters as the old password.

That’s a weird way to say “we store your password in plaintext”

She has a nice beard