PatchworkHorse

All I really care about is that there’s a toilet that aligns with my plumbing when I need to pee

Came here to say Severance. Great show, I just watched it this week.

Penis owner here. Occasionally I’ll use 1-2, or part of a paper towel (or whatever else I can find first).

In 30+ years of peeing, I still can’t figure out why it sometimes stays under my foreskin, then makes a wet spot on my pants two minutes later. Guess I’m just bad at peeing.