Oh perfect thread for these types of jokes.

Jesus.

When the fuck did Asmongold become the largest POLITICAL streamer?

He went from games, to reacts, to the largest political just because he says stupid hateful MAGA shit?

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Change Racist to Rapist as we’ve covered the racism bit with the Nazi line.

And Super should be Stupid.

Well, Mr Tater Tot popped in, left, then that girl raised rape allegations against him here, that happened WHILE HE WAS HERE FOR THAT SHORT TIME.

Think those came about while he was still flying back to his goon palace.

I instantly recognized UO and am ashamed.

I’m just excited.

I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post…

Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.

It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.

I love this.

Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

He’s not going anywhere willingly.

Isn’t it fucked that we’re surrounded by so many rich villains that it could go either way?

I’ll throw a wild one out there. OpenAI didn’t do it. Maybe Elon is in on this one. Makes OpenAI look shady after their recent rebuff of his shit and gives the media something else to chew on while he’s dismantling our government with the cheeto emperor.

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You can paint a turd gold too.

I don’t think you’re wrong and it’s weird the people in the comments are bothering to defend HIM.

oh no, don’t say something about the rapist whose music I grew up with

Fuck off.

He’s ugly trash.

He’s been fucking impeached twice already.

How do you people have such short fucking memories?

Nothing sticks to this dirtbag. That’s how he got that stupid nickname.

Ahh 15. The age between beyblades and sex. She was playing a dangerous game.

Yeah it’s the same thing some homeless folks do in the United States if they’re sick or the weather is bad.

Commit a silly non-violent crime and let yourself get caught. Free food, medical, room and board until your court date.

Surviving them*

You even read the article linked? It just says nobody knows because of self-reporting.

He also fucking lied on all of the shit he self-reported by OVER INFLATING the value.

You another cheeto emperor simp?