What kind of plastic surgery do you think she will get thats going to duck up her looks?

I bet she gets cheek filler and that awful lip filler

Patrolling the Greenland wastes almost makes you wish for a Mojave winter

Our health ed teacher said vaginas are only 4 inches deep and a student asked how porn actresses take much bigger dicks than that.

The teacher paused for a few seconds and basically just said they don’t its all faked

The only shows to be held there in the future are right wing failed comedians turned podcaster

I personally don’t see why people think we will have elections again when the people in charge have said over and over that we won’t

Because we always have? Because of tradition?

How has that ideal been working out lately?

Maybe you should start if you’re this miserable anyways

The problem is they have to experience it first. Every time.

They are incapable of considering or imagining what others are experiencing without going through it too. They are incapable of it.

Because that is what empathy is.

Can’t have monsters off the florida coast scaring the dementia riddled elders

Outlaw Country!

I hear his chin got stolen

I’ve graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.

Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?

Why does this feel like forbidden knowledge

Ooh ah ah ah ah

The block user button: “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power”

Idk man there is a reason silver is always second

Emerald was the best pokemon game of all time

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Better scream something at them right before:

“Hail Satan”

“My woke mind virus must spread”

“I bathe thee in communist red”

Y’know something along those lines

Remember the last 8 months of political bullshit

Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

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