Sometimes terrible things happen almost randomly in locations where the scum of the Earth happen to be standing and I couldn’t be happier. Usually terrible things happen to neighborhoods of poor people who have shitty infrastructure

I’m pretty sure the reveal trailer is hinting at a created character. It will surely have all the classics.

Dynasty Warriors Origins is like Dark Souls if you were 500x stronger than in Dark Souls

This is funny to me. It’s like trying to posit that Lincoln was so fundamentally anti-slavery through sheer principle that he would inspire anti-slavery movements in any scenario removed from his presidency in America. It’s like they had to give him some special effect so they just gave him the thing he’s most known for doing like it was his life’s work or something

Libs when entire regions vote to join Russia instead of doing a mass exodus: NOT NOT LIKE THAT!!!

Symphony of the Night were catastrophic game design mistakes

Oblivion I think has the perfect mix of dialogue options and voice acting. Once you get over the fact that everyone in the world shares like 5 voices, it feels more natural. Morrowind I think is better written and its lore and questlines make more sense and are more fleshed out, but goddamn are those motherfuckers longwinded. You’re telling me I can walk up to someone and barrage them with questions and they’ll spout a wiki worth of information at me? Nah, I like Oblivion’s more limited options. You can ask the average person 4 or 5 questions before they’re like “Okay now get the fuck outta my face and do the job, chump”.

Namek after Frieza’s attack but before his death

Cried laughing at the scene where they have to escort the scientist to save the world and 3.5 seconds into the mission he slips on the landing pad and domes himself with his sidearm. Cinematic genius

I can go to a breakfast place down the road and get the most delectable hand made chicken sandwich with cheese, lettuce, and tomato for exactly $5. Only downside is they close at like 3pm

Yeah considering just asking “why is Liquid doing this and how did he do it?” Require thesis-length explanations. It’s not Liquid is just a terrorist who wants to nuke the world and rule the ashes. Everybody involved in this plan has multi-faceted ideological motivations and their life events themselves that SHAPED their ideologies have far reaching historical implications. Liquids mere existence is a vast conspiracy implicating the darkest secrets of the world’s superpowers.

They saw the temps down on Earth

The thing that disappointed me is how bleed seems to still be optimal and it’s never more apparent than

She looked back and in just one half of a split fucking second she was turned into a pillar of salt

Like just off the top of my head, I could stunlock a teacher for an entire class by asking why God created the aspects of the universe in a different order every time its written in Genesis (in a hypothetical situation where I wouldn’t just get detention immediately for being annoying)

Uhhhhhh there’s no better way to turn a generation into adamant atheists than to critically read the Bible in chronological order lol. What’s the dealio here? Do the teachers have to teach in a hyperspecific way designed to deceive the children? Because it’s pretty fucking immediately stupid as hell from page 1.

“CHINA BAD”

“4-LETTER WORDS”

That can’t be, they pump so much money into that department and it would irresponsible to misappropriate that

What makes you say this? Not doubting I’m just unsure how that would go either way tbh. I don’t have the confidence to say that.

Well as you can see, this heatwave trend will continue all the way west across the Divided Snakkkes until it reaches Nevada and temperatures are expected to reach record breaking highs over the weekend. Over the next two weeks we predict that there is a 80% chance of everything under Heaven being in chaos. Our meteorologists say the situation is excellent. Back to you, Kkkrackkker.