Have you tried alternating that with a run in the park

How to tell everyone you are not southern European

That was on him for going out the script. He could have made a cult like Apple.

Instead he did whatever the hell this is

Even If it was I would take a piss on your officer.

God America is weird, you realize in most European countries if you are caught pissing in the street the police will:

1 shout to try and scare you and then tell you to fuck off

2 nothing else unless you have a private beef with that specific cop

3 Scandinavian countries are their own thing, but Scandinavians probably wouldn’t piss in the street lol

Lucky bastard, no need to go around bragging

I gotta say I love the controversy this post got

Wild but true XD

Welcome to the future ig, no one said it would be what we thought

Hey maybe the first guy who went around taking pictures of shit for the newspaper was considered insane by some.

Idk, but mb yhe they are our generation’s addition to journalism

If walked around naked down 5th avenue, trowing literal shit at everyone that I don’t agree with, I feel like the coverage wouldn’t be the same to me as it is for MAGA heads.

I mean, they don’t care for many people around except themselves, most of the ones I’ve known are creepy as hell, especially arround girls.

They treat everyone like if they were the most intelligent person who even lived …if that person was a dumb asshole…

So if I’m arround acting like shit, don’t say ohhhh he can’t find a gf. Instead try to say: put on clothes, shit goes in the toilet and comes out of your ass not in your mouth.

Edit: disclaimer; to all those incapable of using comedy and satire, methaphores and exageration(wich makes a good satire).

I will count you downvoats as a sign that you are in fact illiterate

I wonder wtf will happen and how this isn’t the same as huge inflation considering hospitals, schools, police even the electricity and sewer guys aren’t going to be working. Right?

Wonder if he’s redirecting it all to the army or some other sort of enforcer

Oh boy after all I said you still think that…

Sorry about that, I didn’t know you drank lead water when you where a child.

Well only time will tell. I didn’t downvoat or upvoted your comment because no one knows.

Who ever the hell tells you they got the answer are lying to you, no one knows

Edit:including this

The place burns down misteriously in both cenarios?

It wasn’t that close of a call dude. You still have 45% of your country that might disagree

Hey maybe he’s just talking about humans

Yhe they just decided to blame the drug for their fuck up. Lol

It’s called 4 am shift, or surprise

The bigger problem is that they probably knew. They where informed by Egypt intelligence…

If that is true, then they might have let it happen as an excuse to take Gaza in retribution