Especially with a black powder derringer.

A colt .45 to the coconut is much faster.

Numbers dont make sense anymore

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

May he choke on a bag of dicks

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

You can mail a check but postage aint free

Many places just shoved them in a dark corner to avoid paying for disposal.

Zombie brand I presume

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

A gentle reminder that legal does not mean moral.

Tell that to my HOA!

Thats just awful.

/s

Always use protection

Orders to fire on shipwreck survivors for a recent real world example.

Arrrrrr

The cafeteria at our school is free for everyone.

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Bold of you to assume students will learn about this in the future