And then they convince themselves it was their perseverence and gumption that resulted in all their success, which enables them to look down on anyone who isn’t successful, because clearly they just lack perseverence and gumption.

Can you believe, my poor dumb friend doesn’t even know what’s up with all the moth/silence of the lambs posts? 🤣

Just for fun, how would you explain it to them? 🤔

I remember one time I ran out of deodorant and had to use my wife’s. The whole day at work every now and again I’d catch a whiff of myself and my lizard brain would shriek WOMAN!!! until I realised it was just me.

That’s a bit unfair. trump is the world’s worst enemy.

Never really thought about it this way, but my wife’s little piggies do have a lot of personality!

If those are the criteria the majority are voting on, then America deserves what it gets.

100%. I’m an Australian, married to an American. Moved her here to Australia in 2015 and now she says she’ll never set foot in that country again, not even to visit her own family. Too much uncertainty that trump will throw a tantrum and she’ll get stuck there somehow.

You’re right to be terrified of her. She’s intelligent, motivated, and popular. All things the right hates in a woman.

Still are in Australia. It was very confusing to my American wife for quite a while.

Ah crap, I already regarded it!

I was going to sign up a couple of years ago for the same reason - marketplace - but they wanted a picture selfie then and that was enough to stop me.

Well now hang on a second there, buckaroo! There was that time when he worked for 6 days straight! And let’s not forget the time Jesus died - well, for a few days anyway, before he got bored and wandered off - so that God could forgive us for existing after he created us! And then don’t forget the… wait, I’m sure there must be something else… anyway, for all that stuff, you have to be eternally grateful and heap praise on him and grovel on your knees for all eternity. Enjoy your free will!

Doing god’s work.

It’s pretty intuitive from the saying. It’s the carrot OR the stick, not the carrot ON the stick. The carrot is the reward for doing the thing, the stick is the punishment for not doing it. Just google it.

Kick. I couldn’t be married to one of them.

This is amazing. I copied it and sent it to my wife. Well done. 👍

And then you live your life one quarter mile at a time…

Supermax - be a serious threat to society

Regular - be a poor criminal

Club fed - be a rich criminal

Pretty sure it was marvel comics that did it, and Hollywood has just been turning their materials into movies. There isn’t much that the comic book universe won’t turn into a hero or villain.

Ah, the old “I know you are, but what am I?” defense. Clearly I am dealing with an intellectual giant.