Krammer: “hey whatchu guys talkin about”

George: “Some guy offered me some pills”

Krammer, suspiciously interested: “What, like some drugs? That’s a bad scene George!”

Jerry: “Not to worry Krammer, George turned him down.”

George: “No water. Can’t take pills with no water!”

Krammer: “Kind of weak reason to turn down pills, but good on you! I made that mistake once- (dramatically) NEVER AGAIN.”

Jerry: “Why am I not surprised?”

Krammer: “Guy claimed he was some new age Indian Yogi, had the robes, whole bit! I was out for three days, and when I came too, I was on a fishing boat 30 miles off of Nantucket!”

George: “You never told us you were a longshoreman.”

Krammer: “I wasn’t. They pulled me in with the catch. Apparently I thought I was a tuna!”

[edit] (Mixed up who was being offered the pills, doesn’t change the scene though.)

and the AI rage bait posts that are honey pots for pissed off venting that leads to Bans.

I just want to tell the entire Minecraft community to pick up and leave. Would make my life way better if they just migrated over here. There is, unfortunately, a rule against cross promoting non reddit sites on their discord. Probably Microsoft’s doing…

when you get enough people to agree to actually pack up their squeamishness concerning homicide to go through with calling it “manslaughter in self defence.” At that point it becomes one of three things depending on who leads the charge: A civil war if the sycophants to the system have enough firepower to empower “loyalists” to fight for them, A Revolt if the people elevate one of their own, (most likely a leader in some grassroots org) or a Revolution if there are enough people already in power to rally the troops so-to-speak. It can morph to one of others others at any point though. Of the three, Revolutions tend to be the fastest if conducted surgically with some sort of Coup-d’etat scenario.

Cups ear Eh, what’s that? Is it?..Could it be?.. “The consequences of your actions?” Oh noooooo, gotta avoid those, right? Big sad!

TBF, I have a rather high tolerance because I was dropping 4 Zenias every 3 hours just to feel a nice buzz. I had a medical grade brownie once and that was a sweet spot.

While The US is not a signatory to the ICC, it IS in an extradition treaty with Interpol, and THEY DO have the jurisdiction to act on ICC warrants.

Just a little nugget.

Hello, Malicious compliance!

nooo garry! you are an orange cat! you need it more!

there was a guy that kept sending a bill to some tech companies accounting office, for the service of sending them a bill. The company paid it for years, then when they caught on, and sued, the guy used the fact that they had paid it for years as evidence of a de facto contract and won.

Well it was the Beatles version of Led Zep 4 or Pink Floyd’s Dark side. Quite the fine record indeed. Really encapsulated the late Beatles sound that started with Rubber Soul, but wasn’t as pretentious as the White Album.

in the words of Johnny Bravo:

https://youtu.be/JUE_K23uvjU

Minimum wage reform, and inflation reduction.

Firstly, minimum wages mean nothing without corresponding maximum ones.

Minimum wages are a dog chasing its own tail. A business owner will never give themselves a pay cut to give you a pay raise. They will increase prices and pass the cost on to the consumer, which is you and me. Ergo, the cost of living goes up and we’re right back at the beginning in 15 months.

Constant “low inflation” is unsustainable because it fails the pragmatism test. In 100 years are our descendants going to find the fact we thought $100 was a substantial amount of money quaint? How about we actively dial this shit back so that our money actually has actual value again. Printing more money doesn’t make more money, it just makes the already existing supply worth less.

Closing the “infinite money hacks” that the wealthy use to dodge taxes is related to the last point. If you have the assets to cover aloan, the Bank should legally be forced to tell you to kick rocks. Force these cheats to liquidize their assets and pay capital gains taxes like the rest of us.

Restructure how currency is backed so that it has multiple standards, even if those standards are as ethereal as debt. I personally think currency should be backed by labor-time. Your labor generates a set amount of real, tradeable value, and as this is taxed, it pays down the Debt backed securities, keeping this type of Federal Exchange derived funds in check. This gives companies an incentive to pay you a living wage, and one where you can actually generate savings. (see point one if you are about to complain that this would turn into a runaway inflation system. Maximum wage, Remember? ;) )

CEO’s should be have their salaries tied to the lowest paid employees in their company. This should be expressed as a percentage. If the CEO wants to get a raise, they have to also have to float everyone else in the company first. Same with board members.

Overturn Citizens United. Over turn Dodge Brother vs Henry Ford. Give the Dodd/Frank act some actual teeth. White collar crimes get HARD jail time, not Fines that become Golden parachutes.

I think I could milk that for a good 20 minutes.

I had to block most of the Bahjal instances because they are just a transfem echo chamber and refuse to listen to any viewpoint that is even one atom out of alignment with the idea that Trans people are the next evolution of humanity. I had to quit Imgur for a similar reason. Frustrating because I AM an Ally, just one that is also, ya know, a realist.

we really need to properly decriminalize so we can study these compounds. There was a study using some naturally derived psychotropics done in Brazil some years ago that showed promising benefits in reducing the mechanisms that activate PTSD triggers, for instance, but nothing ever really came of it, because of stigma surrounding the “recreational” uses.

Basically the study found that if you take a psychotropic shortly after the traumatizing event, it disrupts the amygdala’s ability to parse and store the memory in a way that becomes malignant. This makes it FAR easier to process the event through therapy, and outcomes were greatly improved.

Because you got high? (x3)

The dose makes the poison. Weed is not a panacea but it sure as hell isn’t the devil. If you are getting F’d up you need to cut back the dose or switch to edibles; you don’t get as functionally high, but it’s more intense and lasts longer. Also know your weed: Indicas are more of a “body high” (Sleepy, pain reduction, relaxation, “vibes”) where as Sativas are more of a “mental high” (mental “buzz,” creativity, giggles, anxiety reduction) get a good hybrid that focuses more on the thing you want to fix. If you are in a funk, a Sativa dominant strain is what you need, if you are burnt out, you need an indica dominant one.

you missed a few lines. "I smoke two joints in the afternoon

and it makes me feel alright.

I smoke two joint in times of peace,

and two in times of war"

back when i had reliable income and was able to partake in some edibles, I thoroughly got hooked on this one youtube channel called “the Funkyverse”. The guy remixes old sci-fi movie and science film audio into some chunky down-tempo trance, and it is just pure vibe indulgence.

Another good one is The Psychedelic Muse. These guys are more of a compendium channel and feature other artists in the space, so it’s a bit hit or miss I find. Still lots of good stuff to be had if you don’t mind a bit of digging in the channel archive.

See, this is why I was hesitant. As I stated though, I suspect the results of this would be far more mundane than some pervert’s fantasy.