That’ll go great with my gallon of PCP

Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.

This guy gets it. It’s fascinating being judged on what one puts on a hotdog by the dyed relish gang.

Return the slab…

“So we can still deport Venezuelan women. Got it.” -Trump probably

Lungs were a mistake

Do you want “Planet of the Rats?” Because that’s how you get “Planet of the Rats”

Did somebody say there’s a jizz mopping sim? Asking for a friend

Considering how much it costs me to live there why would I want to leave and not get my moneys worth?

Bing Crosby is that you?

Wait, you guys were buying books from Amazon?

Top tip: add in some powdered sugar. In addition to adding some sweetness, powdered sugar has cornstarch in it which will act as a thickener making for a more unctuous mouthfeel

Here is a great PSA for these trying times regarding what things are illegal to say. https://youtu.be/rUft70iHHdM?si=PdAN08KekceKck-K

Wait, you’re telling me that trump lacks a fundamental understanding of California’s hydrology and is just lying to get what he perceives as a political win? That doesn’t sound like him at all.

Do I need to say /s?

Oops I think I dropped this link to the Simple Sabotage Field Manual on accident

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

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“Pasta fasul I am a fool” -Pope Formosus probably