Self-checkout reduces cost for the store, but they don’t reduce the price of the products. So I’m gonna keep using cashiers since I’m paying for it

Start living

Based on her smile, you think the artist wanted us to think that the joke was in his head?

Do yourself a favor and don’t read the comments

If the cat does that, it’s because it doesn’t actually understand that it’s hurting you.

Start making a big “YELP” and clearly show that you are in pain when it does it, and it will gradually start to be more gentle.

It doesn’t understand that you don’t have fur that protects it the way it does.

Carefully

It’s so that you can easily avoid low quality ones

Obesity rates have more than tripled globally since the 1980s, so it’s far from one country.

That’s… genius. So there’s gotta be a law against it already

I love the idea that after extensive research, scientists concluded the solution to the old earth’s problems was more turtles

Honestly, they’re not wrong

Shhh for christs sakes man, don’t give them any ideas

You generally don’t want to be in the US these days, but you most definitely do not want to be here with no money.

Hate to hear it buddy

Damn, by patenting it they’re actually doing us all a huge favor.

Everyone will simply avoid microsoft games and no other gaming company can copy their stupid ideas.

Based

Because continuity is literally what makes it a story? Otherwise it’s just a series of random events.

Which is fine for Episodic Television but not for a continuous story.

Because it pretty much is… as long as you don’t have to live there.

That’s why I had to get it off my chest

The idea of cultural appropriation itself was created with malicious intent.

It serves only to give toxic people an excuse to start drama on other people’s behalf because they couldn’t find enough problems in their own lives to justify their anger problems.

“You have to force yourself to eat this even if you don’t like it”

“You have to force yourself to eat everything on your plate even ifyou’re full”

“You can’t touch yourself that way, that’s inappropriate”

“Boys don’t cry”

“Boys don’t get scared”

“Girls don’t get angry”

“Boys / girls don’t like those kind of things”

“You have to smile and be polite even if you don’t feel like it”

“It’s rude not to let them hug / kiss / touch you”

“You have to say thanks and smile even if you don’t mean it”

“You have to be quiet”

“You have to sit still”

Children learn at an early age that they have to choose between listening to their bodies and staying safe by not angering their sources of love and survival. And should they be fortunate enough to have good parents, institutions and their peers will do the job instead.

Ahh Bongo Dolphin, I can’t be mad at you!