





Be kind, rewind.
My local video store would hit you with a $1 fee if you didn’t rewind your tape when you returned it.


There will always only be one movie named “Michael” in my heart, and it’s with John Travolta wearing angel wings, goddammit!
Considering half of Gen Z isn’t even legal drinking age yet, this isn’t too surprising.


I remember years ago seeing a list of the “most expensive liquids in the world”, and black printer ink was near the top of the list.
Other things on the list were scorpion venom, cobra venom, crab blood, insulin, things of that nature.


Greg Bovino claims a lot of things, most of them lies.
Pete Davidson is gonna play him in the shitty movie, isn’t he?


Have you considered upgrading to Proton Lux™?
It might be a joke, but this shit is not funny.


I used an Ethernet cord for what they made me set up, then unplugged that and have never connected it again.
How does this guy fold a blanket?
Gonna nerd out here for a second.
Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.



Switch? I never left!


So, how is this one?
I haven’t played an AC game since Origins, although I really liked the series back in the day.
I hear this new one is more like the older games and that it plays somewhat similar to the new Hitman games? Is it worth checking out? I’m sure it’ll be on sale soon for Black Friday.


In recent days, the district’s administrators, seeking a compromise, offered to recast the students in a version of the musical meant for middle schoolers or younger that omitted solos and included roles as cattle and birds. Students balked.
Holy shit. Imagine how stupid you must be to try to offer that up as a “compromise”. What a fucking joke.


I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.
I even saw them in concert together once.
Shame.


Formula One hasn’t used leaded gasoline since the 90’s.
The fuel they use is actually very similar to the gas that anyone can buy at the pump.
Because old habits die hard.