I can just imagine all the insufferable fucking ‘I told you so’ magats all over social media…

You talkin’ about ol’ President Pedorapist? I can’t say for certain. Oh wait. Yes I can.

It’s kind of like when I’m driving. Everyone going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a psycho with a death wish. 🥲

Step one in starting a war in time for term 3?
5D Chess master! 🙄

Can this fuck keel over already?

I won’t hold my breath on this.

Contact your CC company. My wife recently had to return a box to France and it cost her $75 of her $200 refund. She later found out her credit card would have covered the shipping if she had called them first.

Exactly this. I’m dumb, but I ain’t stupid.

Happened to me today. I just bring everything to my car in the cart, pit ‘em in the trunk and bag ‘em when I get home, to carry inside. It’s not that bad.

This time do it with poisoned food, so when it’s confiscated, hopefully those Israeli dogs eat it.

Yeah, I don’t think his act is the inspiration here.

Or the landing of a jump.

Good. May they fall another 40% in 2026. Fuck that company.

I read ‘bomb recipes’ as, like, fuckin awesome recipes for things. I’m fat.

Sad state of affairs.

💯

Yeah. No shit. wtf did they think was gonna generate returns? They wanna run ads in the middle if responses?

“What kind of dog you have?”

“Dog?”

Oh shit. I’m playing this in Morgan Thorne’s basement at 2am, while he sleeps, because my home PC won’t run this. Good times.

Imagine, I got a 7 day ban on Reddit for saying it would be funny if someone stole an ICE dick’s car and left him standing there with his little mask.

These guys deserve so much worse than being stranded like that. And Reddit is ri-god-damn-diculous.

I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.