There are two hard problems in computer programming:

1. Cache invalidation
2. Naming things
3. Off-by-one errors

Correction: 35 million people, not 35 thousand

Grognak and the Ruby Ruins, one of the Pip-Boy games you can collect in Fallout 4. Surprisingly well made and engaging.

I think you’re really asking who is to blame. And I’m not so sure that’s the same question, or even a useful question.

They are responsible for their situation and they are victims of circumstance. These are not mutually exclusive.

i am truley sorry for your lots

“Mr. T ate my balls”

That’s amazing, I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!

My God! That’s monstrous. I’ve never heard of anything so negligent. I’ll have no part of it.

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The best way to make money in Las Vegas is to sell light bulbs.

When in doubt, shut up.

• The only material thing it seems to do is create a new private cause of action that would allow anyone to challenge voter rolls. What does that look like in practice? The proposition text is silent on that.

• It says the government shall use “best efforts” to verify citizenship using various records and databases. That’s an unreasonably low standard and an unreasonably vague process.

Season 5 Episode 10: Lucy and Ethel set up a fake charity and collect donations from the neighborhood.

Season 2 Episode 5: Lucy has been stealing money from the Ladies’ Club treasury.

Season 5 Episode 25: Lucy accidentally breaks the bank at the Monte Carlo casino

Anyone else think that he says “Pope,” like he’s speaking to someone named Pope?

“Under Construction”

“Best viewed in Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher”

“An error has occurred in the script on this page.”

Oh my god! The PTA has disbanded!

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Not only is it not bad, it’s knot bread.

So the pharmacist says, “I’ve got just the thing to stop that coffin!”