crispyhexagon [none/use name]

eve fartlow is the one that sticks

this tracks, as eve shartlow is the one that shits

:virgil-phone:

uh, you just can.

theres no chances involved here.

you said union amd he imediately switched from negotiating a raise to firing you

“give me $50/hr”

whaaat i cant do that, give me a real number and ill do what i can!

“i want a union”

im done here youll be hearing from our lawyer, fuck you

:shocked-pikachu:

well thats a pretty clear cut case of unionizing being the thing that got you fired. say hi to their lawyer for me

no gods, no masters davids

goliath gang rise up

imagine using department of defense technology to stop help a guy from robbing a liquor store to pay for obtain his kids insulin by [parody in minecraft] tho

capeshit could be so much cooler if “heroes” werent objectively villains

:party-parrot-mask: 🥜 🥜 🥜