crystaline_porpoise [none/use name]

place your ears over your shoulders and your shoulders over your hips

so have human anatomy, ok got it check

slammed the performance as crossing the line

someone just now found out about GWAR.

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this is funny because right-wing rags unironically run shit like “NEW discovery: egyptian symbols confirm biblical revelation” all the time and this is exactly how it reads to people who arent insane

Larping chud goons in unmarked vans about to find out why it’s called “Chiraq.”

this reminds me of felix talking about how the kid who missed trumps dome by an inch donated to both trump and biden reelection campaigns. “aw dammit, i thought this was a slot machine”

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are you a modder/dev? fo4 is one of my favs to revisit periodically, what mods would u recommend?

has anyone played that really cool looking retro gay cyborg dystopian survival horror game? i cant remember what its called but it looked so good. signalis?

remake?

pokemon go. except i suck and just reinstalled it after a 9 year hiatus and everything is too strong for me. will prob stop playing next week

new site tagline just dropped

pokemon red version

im old

Blood for the Blood God! Blood for the Blood God! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

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fuck yeah I love this Mars Volta album

i really need to block c/fakenews

i am a patient boy

i went into a local tattoo shop yesterday and they were playing “little birdhouse in your soul” and naturally i was like “aw, fuck - yeah, this is my jam” and then starting softly singing all the words which i think confused them because I was wearing a very scary death metal outfit at the time

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