Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…

I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…

You mean hamberders, yes?

Good to see the Marlboro Man pivoted to his new career in plastic surgery.

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I too was fired from the Labubu mine. My family is gonna have to eat coal for dinner for the time being…

Common procedures for lizard people once they have matured to their third molting.

Never fear, Idaho has had a thriving white nationalist population spanning several decades. I started throwing punches at those fucks at punk shows in WA and OR since the mid 90s.

“Slaps” “Slams” “Claps back”

The word you’re looking for isn’t something from an early 2000s dance battle movie between rival social cliques.

The same people who publicly justify their lack of humanity with well rehearsed elevator pitches, all neatly wrapped up in vague altruism and social benefit jargon.

Going with Kermit The Shrek.

Gas lightning is one of the many disgusting tactics corporate lawyers build their careers on.

My sister was bit by a moose…

Extra points if they are not white