Yeah, that old chestnut

All I know about Germany is that, aside from producing the world‘s most AWESOME gay porn, and having some extremely bizarre trash disposal laws, it is an confoundingly boring country.

But it’s nice to know that, aside from the outrageously restrictive drug laws, they don’t do on the job drug testing.

There are some jobs for which I can understand when it would be very important to ensure the operators of heavy equipment absolutely must be guaranteed to be sober at all times.

Beyond heavy machine operators, this also includes livery drivers, airline pilots, etc.

But those are specialty jobs for which my previous comments are excluded.

Thank you for doing your job well, and soberly

So… Where do you live? Please drop a pin on a map and reply only in a DM.

I’ll drop by and bring snacks!

Barbra Streisand herself would be proud

I never even heard of “anarchist Nexus”, whatever that is

But go on and keep defending Nazis and how they stole your body autonomy, like a wife who defends the husband that beats her…

Wow. How pathetic.

Marching into the gas chambers, while still defending the Nazis who shoved you in there.

“I had no choice but to let them exterminate me!”

I guess some people will never learn…

How does that Nazi dick taste?

Nobody fucking tells me when I can piss. I am the sole authority over my own bodily functions.

It was a sad day because you and so many of your coworkers handed that over to any authority at all. You fucking cowards. You gave them the power to abuse you. then you had the temerity to come here and rationalize it.

Classic victim behavior

How Dickensian

Obviously, because nobody oopsie-daisies a gram of coke without going back to grab it, lol.

If I wanna buy blow in whatever city I’m visiting, I always ask a bartender or a waiter for a hook up.

It’s a rule I refer to as “industry standard”

301k views in one hour. Let’s see how many it has by tomorrow morning.

Edit: my goodness, James Talarico is shockingly adorable. I wanna give him a bunch of tiny little kisses, like he’s a kitten! 💋💋💋

I am 47, and I have never not once been tested for drugs for work.

For most of my jobs, I’m relatively certain that drugs were in fact required.

If anyone tried to test me for drugs, I would tell them to go fuck themselves, and I’d happily walk away from the interview.

What was that? 90? 91? AST With a 286/SX 12.5MHz on a maybe 2800 baud modem? Running double? Tiger BBS? (Hee!) oh my God, those were the days…

A little taste of back then

Mad respek, buddy

If my eyesight was that bad, i probably wouldn’t take pictures to begin with.

Not to nitpick, but only under such conditions could anyone trust the recordings to be purely objective.

If it talks like a duck and steps like a goose…

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I remember before the word ‘internet’ existed. I remember when people were happy enough conducting their own business on their own computer. Alone.

I’m sure the mere idea shatters your soul.

That’s the world we grew up in. A lab of Apple IIs, with no network connection (not even to each other!). and all we had was 5.25” floppies. The horror!

Coaxial tension, my friend.