Americans

Huh, weird, you weren’t supposed to see that in the final version. But we fired the guy responsible and we’re sorry that we got caught

Why can’t they just be easy to exploit gosh darn it

Object permanence is when you realize something is there, even if you don’t see it. Like when you leave an amusement park, you know the park is still there when you are home. Children until they reach a certain age, don’t have object permanence, their world kinda just exists because they witness it. Apparently the same goes for child fuckers

Loud, apparently

No more fascist bombs on brown people. Only woke bombs on brown people

I mean these guys wear politician merchandise

Let me guess, it’s for some sort of railgun or whatever they need to bomb another country. Space orcs

A lot of people i know tell the same story multiple times, and often times i remember it better than they do. I never know what to do and often i sit there and just listen to it awkwardly. My girlfriend told me before that she’s probably telling things more than once. I feel bad telling her that she told it before, and often when she tries to remember a name or location, i tell her and she goes: yeah that’s right. And then keeps telling the story.

No, he talked to John Sharpie himself

I wish i didn’t know anything about these bastards

AGAIN

and again, they fired the one guy responsible for that “mistake”

It does bring me joy that she had to fuck the most disgusting person on the planet, and has to pretend to like him.

America got conned by the monorail guy. But they didn’t even need the show and dance and the charismatic guy, they just saw a fat idiot and were like: you racist? Yes? Get in there.

The whole world is confused for decades

Let’s hope for the former

Stealing taxpayer money? Eh at least a white guy does it. Doesn’t do his job and just plays golf? Eh, that’s so smart. Being a racist dictator? Good, actually. Raping children? Eh, that’s someone’s children. Bombing brown people? Good, nice. Gas prices go up? Wait a minute, now he does things that impact me directly? I’m gonna vote for him again, but boy oh boy.

Easy, you exploit your employees.

No cock like horse cock

People often think i’m 20 or younger and i turned 41