I only watch profound, personality altering movies like The Big Lebowski

Oh man I wanna get my dog winter pants now

Why get married to someone you don’t like

Haven’t heard of that guy in a long time. I bet he’s not so “gay for Trump” anymore

Enter a foreign country and start slinging hate speech, that’s never gone wrong for anyone

How do we prevent further incidents like this from occurring?

Assemble an army of g*mers.

42 is the answer to life

4W0 is a standard brown for Toyota

My state is actually having a really good year for fire season. Just today though a bunch of smoke has blown over my town so now it feels like any other year