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Was born in the 70s and have seen an egg salad machine. It’s a huge slow stainless steel blender well 3 of them. Don’t put an air hose to the tubing thinking you can clean it quicker by blowing it into a box. You will get fired.

They do a good job preventing obesity in wallets

Damn I can’t go anywhere. There are 2 at both entrances to my neighborhood.

About tree fiddy

Not even Bonzai Buddy?!?!

Please name it Dingle berry

I think it’s better. Reddit seems mostly bot regurgitated content these days. Also I’m still salty after getting site banned.

As an old fuck in the early 80s I remember an army day in the 3rd grade as a field trip. I learned how to field strip an m-16 and got to fire it from a prone position (semi auto), We didn’t use hand grenades but they did demonstrate shaped charges and cooked marshmallows over some they set on fire. Really fucked up looking back but NGL it was fun.

Sounds normal HOWEVER don’t sleep with his close friends. Things go terribly bad after breakups. My sister has nuked 3 of my friend groups after pulling her shit. Lost friends of over 20 years.

I’ll pass

Well he should have ducked

I’ve almost died a few times and have only prayed to “Oh shit” and "oh fuck*

Carlos Mencia was funnier than Joe Rogan ever was. Only reason Rogen made it was because of Dana White

Whiskey (Wild Turkey I think) when I was teething. I know I was told to rub it on the gums of my siblings being the oldest. First I got drunk on was moonshine when I was 8. Cool step uncle used to give me cigarettes, booze and weed. I kept an eye on his still and weed plants out in the woods.

I was more military minded in the 80s and 90s. When they started allowing gays in the military my senses more aligned with Admiral Ackbar. Doing contract work with high brass they always despised gay people and trans ups that to 11.

Not saying I agree with it at all. I just kept my fucking mouth shut. Never give someone rope to hang you with.

That sounds less like an empath and more like a cop. They know everything you’re thinking within 5 seconds

True. Construction sites helped me build lots of bike and skateboard ramps in the 80s.

Did you know they also used to leave keys in the heavy equipment?

I more place odds on Trump nuking part of the US than Russia

They sure that he wasn’t just being a teenager?

I mean I wasn’t hired to spray or draw penises on random shit when no one was around