That looks disgusting, I’ll take two

I have worked in a place where 100% of the workforce used linux, which was logical seeing as the product was also linux

This absolute banger

I’d like oppose Idiocracy, it hinges on painting the less-intelligent as sexual deviants which leads naturally to objectifying women with a heavy hand. Personally it left me mostly anxious and miffed.

Interstellar is the movie I’d pick if I was allowed to ever watch just one movie.

Pfft, IT people push to master 16:59 on a friday before logging off and laugh about it over pints

Oh god no stop

So yes

It’s personally too much, I can’t concentrate on any of the bazillion new mechanics.

I like when baby animal

Fuck Nestle

At least dodged one by not owning a car.

Oh rats! Foiled once again.

Staring at the sky under street lights: can’t see shit captain

Joke’s on you, I don’t have any subscriptions

Genital Shame, a one woman band and a masterpiece.

A lot.

Oh god no I can’t get pecked to death by three cliffracers.

Messages that matter generate notifications and I usually have Messages open in the background.

I have three folders in the home screen so it can have Safari and look balanced. For apps not in the folders I use search.