How did he escape from the bottom of the well in Kakariko?

This is the kind of shit you make when your political “ideology” is 50% edgy contrarianism and 50% aesthetics. “I’M VALIDATED AND POLITICALLY COHERENT BECAUSE THE MEGACORP SAYS SO!”

People posting quirk chungus (ugh) memes are watching this chick without a hint of cognitive dissonance.

I can fix her.

The right has virtually unlimited money to throw at culure war nonsense and they still manage to come off looking far more pathetic than any SJW soyjak in the rage comics they disseminate. Truly embarrassing.

I had to look this up because it totally sounds like a joke but… Uh…Yeah…

People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!

settler colonists are trained from birth to advocate that bygones be bygones

Ugh I immediately thought of how reporters were asking the victims of the Charleston Church Shooting immediately after if they forgave the killer.

That’s right folks… The people telling you to “touch grass” don’t know what a sunset is. Reality is a bigger threat to satirists than any A.I.

Gee if only some drone-happy milquetoast centrist hadn’t put Blithering Biden on the national stage in the first place we wouldn’t be having this problem.

Love him or hate him you have to admit no one has worked nearly as hard as Elon to dismantle the myth of meritocracy.

Critical support to the clumsy aide who accidentally knocked her phylactery off her desk.

Yes a school were tuition is 50K a year is a communist mill. Apartheid Clyde has to have some of the dumbest fans on the planet.

So glad the adults are back in charge!

I CAN’T ENJOY MY TREATS IF THE DEVS AREN’T SUFFERING! These malcontents have no ideology outside of hating women. If you don’t really follow politics fine whatever I can some what understand being apathetic about unionization but to be actively opposed to laborers getting more agency is wild.

I will stick my meat rocket in a hot pocket like the patriot I am and you can’t stop me!