They know I have a filtration system and enjoy comedy. That’s my whole personality right there!

It’s honestly so weird. The whole ritual needs to be done away with

Like it or not, Harry Potter was massive. Popular things get memed. Popular people (actually, people in general) all suck in some way. Your favorite movie? Directed by a pedophile. Favorite show? Several racist cast members. Favorite book? Transphobe. This is just what humanity is. Enjoy the memes, ignore them, or continue shouting into the void. This will never stop happening though.

Only the Holy Grail. Guess this one’s gone over my head.

Are you okay?

Blah blah blah. We’re not a monolith. But I can confidently say you personally have some demons. Sorry America’s one of em. I still didn’t do jack shit to you, but stay mad I guess. That’ll accomplish something.

Woosh.

I’m saying you are portraying exactly the traits that make America suck. Including the poor reading comprehension. Be better.

He who controls the flow of information controls the “truth”. This is an abusable lever of power. If someone is being silenced, they can effortlessly be branded as a liar, because the arbiters of truth leave no lies behind. Welcome to the game.

You embody everything wrong with America.

Man, all I did was be born here. I didn’t settle anywhere but where I was allowed. I’ve never killed anyone. I never opted in to being American, and opting out is hard as shit. Agreed, the America we have is a pile of donkey shit, but I didn’t shit that pile. Most of us didn’t. Vent your anger elsewhere.

Fully automated killing machines?

I can see the future.

Yerp. Presentation is everything

What’s with America and refusing its workers basic comfort while they work? Does it really not know how to decouple slavery from paid labor?

I hope China’s considering the same for the US. Mutually assured AI destruction.

That’s me too. The sheer noise of it all. The heat. The smell. Fuck all of that.

Trust me, I know it. I’ve made some bomb ass burgers and fries before. Something about the slop just causes…cravings.

I’m addicted tbh. I hate them, both on taste and principle. But I get strong pangs for their fries every now and again, out of nowhere. They’re always disappointing, yet relenting is inevitable.

The gif alone got me wanting to watch it again. Peak.

Deeply disturbed by the fact that the title sounds like a haiku, but is definitely not a haiku.

Metal.