The words “insects” and “mouth feel” do not belong in the same sentence.

He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.

Shouldn’t there be at least one Israeli flag in there somewhere?

Sam Grossman, dancing, with the hairy arms and big hands, should have his own franchise.

The game was very popular, but then Tiddley Winks betting parlors began to pop up in the seemier parts of towns and cities across the country and an unwholesome element pervaded the once innocent game. Prostitution and even sodomy thrived in the back alley Tiddley Winks parlors until Elliot Ness finally shut them down for good.

Yes, but does he call himself “shit stain” like everyone else does?

Was it THAT bad?

Haste makes waste I always say.

Why it’s called “the runs.”

Let me guess…project 2025?

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

Why not both?

The Supreme Court, I’m sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.

Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.