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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • Late 20s: You realize gaming from the couch is getting difficult because the distance to the TV is too blur without glasses

    Mid 30s: No longer able to consume infinite packets of instant ramen. In fact it kinda tastes nasty. Halo 3 at Legendary still tho.

    Early 40s: Quake 3 Arena and Half Life 2 now give you motion sickness. Can still get by Halo at Heroic.

    Late 40s: The 2ft distance to your monitor now looks blur without glasses. not getting past gold or silver in ranked Overwatch

    Mid 50s: Gonna need reading glasses to play. Clair Obscur difficulty now set to Story.






  • Me and my roommate in college come from Southeast Asia. I’m of Chinese descent with lighter skin and he is darker skinned, more indicative of Southeast Asian natives ie Indonesia, Thailand, Phillipines.

    We went to college in Texas. While he was out with a bunch of our fellow countrymen, they got stopped because the cops thought they were “behaving suspicious” while driving. But quite obviously it’s because they looked Mexican. While waiting for one cop to search the vehicle, my friend put his hands in his pockets, and the cops immediately had their hands on their pistol holsters. HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM.

    This was before 9/11. We both moved back home and found work here. Being a damn good engineer, he was given a contract job in Texas for a couple years, in the 2010s. He was asked by his bosses if he wanted to stay on for good, but he turned it down. Without elaborating, he told me, THINGS HAD GOTTEN WORSE.

    As for me? Nothing much, just was called a COMMIE and asked where my little red book was. I think now they would shoot me.








  • Playing marvel rivals is this for me. I just fixed my nephew’s PC for him. To test for overheating I opened up his account to run a dozen games. His MMR is so high I’m getting disinfected like a pesky germ. I ruined his KDA, but at least he’s not complaining because he can still rely on me for tech support.