https://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/bird-with-cigarette/

$14 standard

Well then you should come shopping with me because I get “randomly selected”, I would guess, 20% of the time.

It’s very frustrating because I use the store hand scanner and bag while I shop. Every time I get “audited” I have to wait for someone to take stuff out of my very neatly bagged cart just to rescan it again.

Kind of defeats the purpose of the hand scanner.

Upvoting all of OPs posts because you gotta respect the commitment

Now make it dvorak

https://xkcd.com/237/

Cool, thanks! 9,330 m

Still not close to Olympus Mons but the more you know…

Got me thinking, Olympus Mons is the tallest peak in the solar system right? But there is no water on Mars.

Mount Everest is measured from sea level. If you measured from the bottom of the ocean it’s there a taller peak somewhere on earth?

Call me old fashioned but a cartoon sun should have sunglasses

I think I spoke to an old lady on a boat, and maybe a kid in a haunted bookstore? I dunno, it’s all a fever dream.

Disco Elysium

I gave it two legitimate tries. Just don’t get it.

Wow I had completely forgotten about that game! Thanks for the memories.

TurboGrafx 16

Game selection was garbage and then the Super NES came out soon after and completely outclassed it.

Elite: Dangerous

You can sink a ludicrous amount of time traversing a 1:1 scale galaxy even with FTL.

About half the songs on the new Sturgill Simpson/Johnny Blue Skies album (the other half are about sex)

The closer Ain’t That A Bitch is pretty unambiguous.

Sleaze, you have to mention
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Depressing, most any of his songs but
Jason Isbell - White Beretta

I’m pretty sure “sick of Java abstractions” was one of the motivations behind Golang.

You’re braver than I thought

Tauk

“Times Up”