Everybody clapped

Literally.

Ha ha, well-played Jeff, you got us.

Wearing BCGs would negate the need for a condom, if one was in the military and had need of a P38.

I wonder if you accidentally conflated Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s. Whole Foods is the $12.99 half gallon of milk and free-range virgin clover honeybee excretion that can’t legally be called honey.

Keeping it right next to the condom would not be great

The pop-top is a subscription. For $1.99/mo you can get cans that have convenient openings.

In my world I’d adopt the West Wing teacher philosophy: competition to be a teacher should be fierce and pay should start at six figures. You all are literally shaping the world’s future and yet many teachers I know have to purchase their own supplies and deal with thick headed administrators that place politics over pedagogy.

Thanks for what you do. I appreciate your work.

Yes, Brian is a piece of shit. After reading about how he treated Rose McGowan during their tumultuous relationship I feel like he should be tortured by red hot iron pokers while submerged in HCL.

They could get sponsors too - that would really whip the llama’s ass. Bonsai Buddy trading cards. Gator Wallet crypto tent. Dog Park sponsored by Dogpile and Pets.com. Jeeves posted at strategic locations for guest assistance. (A)lta(V)ista AV jam sessions.

Fuck I miss the mid 90s

I love this shit too. Take a wombat: only animal known to shit in squares.

Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.

This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because 3.1415926535…

That’s gonna be a tight delivery.

Love a good Clerks reference

The hero we don’t deserve

Atom has got game.

Splatypus

Hindsight and all that.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to start canceling/ghosting the idiots one meets from Craigslist and eBay encounters. These are the people who ask the dumb questions, want to haggle on something marked firm, want to meet at 123 Sketchy Blvd. at 2 AM, etc. One guy was fifteen minutes into explaining what he was using the hand truck I sold him for when I said ‘fuck it’ and closed the garage door on him.

Life’s too short for dumb people.

Whatever is below that room is going to be so water damaged

“Are we not doing phrasing anymore?”