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No. Zo nullified bedtime so kids could watch a ballgame

I miss wednesday frog :(

Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔

Pyre by Supergiant. I have no idea how a mystical basketball slash visual novel with RPG elements clicked with me but WOW did it. Its the first game I ever platinum’d too.

I feel something different. But i definitely feel something, non-banana user.

Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.

I was thinking hacksaw but I like where your mind is at.

BYU as in the university in Utah. Probably mormons fucking eachothers armpits. Whatever gets them off I guess, but they really ought to take their sexual hygiene more seriously.

Pretty sure I fought this guy in Look Outside

Where are all these people getting their money from??? And time to play video games???

Uhh i think i pay $70 every couple years for a vpn and thats kinda that.

sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you’ve painted in my head.

You know techbros would try to integrate it into everyone’s terrestrial life and unprecedented nightmares would ensue, like light-speed schoolbusses torpedoing into hospitals wiping out all life in a 10-mile radius

jesus fuck what an incompetent malignant freak

i can’t stop listening to the mewgenics soundtrack but how do you even broach that topic with friends ‘yeah i’m gonna listen to some video game music. it’s also about cats. and eugenics.’ i usually just lie and say i’m listening to sewerslvt in my headphones instead

Hehe

Zero Ranger and Void Stranger if you’re into shmups and sokoban puzzle games respectively, and both back to back if you like putting together a puzzle of how the fuck how the two games are related

Mewgenics and Binding of Isaac are both fun pick up and play a round kind of games. The first is a turn based tactics roguelite and the second is a more actiony roguelite

Hypnospace outlaw is fake digital archaeology where you play as a forum moderator in a bizarro 1999 internet where users surf da web during their sleep. It’s fun. I’m pretty upset the sequel got cancelled :(

Pizza Tower is some sick (and fast) platformer fun. Grimy aesthetic, stressed out paisano MC doing sick taunt parries. feels like both Wario and Sonic the Hedgehog. good time all around. Haste is another good run fast jump high game, kinda makes me wonder what a 3d sonic could’ve been if it was good. Only downside is that the levels themselves aren’t terribly inspired. Fun though.

Look Outside is the best RPG i’ve played since Baldurs Gate 3. Something fucked up is happening outside and you’re just some schlubby guy named sam who is bored to tears of sitting around inside. Go see what fucked up things your neighbors turned into after looking outside.

Cyberpunk Dreams is a fully text-based RPG where you get dropped into Cinncinati in the grimdark future of like, twenty years from now. You gotta learn to survive in a world that fucking SUCKS, but you get to make friends with weirdos like a homophobic prostitute who cares, get stupid rich selling some gasoline you found out in the desert (for a second until you piss away all of your cash on clothes and cars), and be a mutant vampire with a horse dick??? caveat: it has one of those facebook games energy systems. that sucks. I still put 100 hours into it tho.

Im fixing this guys printer or whatevrr on the far side of the workshop and notice that the only decoration he has at his desk is a pair of ‘8’ magnets pushed together on his filing cabinet. Thats the whole story because i fixed that printer and got out of there fast, lol

Isnt this the one that flips over if you look at it too fast? I also pick this one